hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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