yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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