I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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