Got a toothbrush?
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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