I like my sex mixed with concussions.
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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