Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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