you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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