so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Still dying that you shit outside
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
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