she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
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