i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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