I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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