I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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