yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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