I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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