you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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