I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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