She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
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