Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
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