i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Holy sore nipples Batman
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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