he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
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