i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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