So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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