How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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