We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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