4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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