I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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