So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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