"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
That reminds me...we need to get swords
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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