i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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