if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
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