shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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