Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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