dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
This house was built for laser tag.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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