how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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