that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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