did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
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