My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
How's work?
Spinning.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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