I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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