Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Randomize
