That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
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