we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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