I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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