i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
please don't ironically join a cult
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