I never want to see another naked old woman again.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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