He had one of those small greek statue penises
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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