The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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