I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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