Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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