So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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