im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I deserve this hangover.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Randomize
