Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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