So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
