Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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