Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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