I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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